I know its long but please help?

wtf! this guy u JUST met, u made out w/!!!! way to go!!!!! anyway tell him he's hot and kiss him and date him and get married and have twins and name them aiden and leah and aiden will grow up to be a rocket scientist and leah will gow up to be a mother of 3 (all whom she adopted) and then you will be married to him and on one cold day in december you will go home from the grocery store bringing home your depends (your an old grandma now remember) and you see him making out w/ the maid (your son is a rocket scientist and makes CASH!!! so u can afford that sh!t) so you get a divorce and your daughter leah gets so depressed she is now on drugs and cuts herself frequently so one day aiden walks into her house and sees her on the couch w/ her needle and razor blade doing her thang and he yells at her and she cuts the crap out of him, and she gets thrown in a mental hospital, and her kids get taking away, all cause of that stupid day u made out with him for no reason. don't u feel just horrible? marry the josh dude, he sounds nice. :)